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Hello, ladies.
Look at your man.
Now look back to me.
Now look back at him.
Now look back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies' scented body wash and started using Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Look at me.
I have it.
It's an oyster, with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again.
The tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.